Phyllis Diller Quotes

Asked why they wanted to fight, the young women said they enjoyed it, just as some men and boys do.

Forget the technique. Hit the guy across from you. Don't let somebody come in your space.

Men rise from one ambition to another: first, they seek to secure themselves against attack, and then they attack others.

When you are attacked, you have to deck your opponent.

This is a perfect illustration of reverse causality. Hamas threatens and harasses Israel, but it is only Israel’s response that warrants close attention and scrutiny.

When I get finished with fighting, I hope they ask the same questions. It's not my purpose to answer them. Boxing is the art of self-defense. I knock 'em out the first chance I get.

Good arms are overrated.

I really love fighting.

That's the secret, hit without getting hit.

If you start throwing eight or nine shots, you're going to get caught - bang - and the fight could be over.

I like to say I eat black belts for breakfast. They're just great match-ups for me.

The best personal defense is an explosive counterattack.

"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass."

There are no pure styles of karate. Purity comes only when pure knuckles meet pure flesh, no matter who delivers or receives.

Every punch that's thrown is mine. Every punch that's caught, I catch.

A hand fought best when it made a fist.

The instructor stared at me with cold, cut-me-no-slack determination, then got into a fighting stance, holding one hand out, beckoning me. "I saw that movie too!"I said."It was like the coolest movie of all-" He launched himself at me. That was when his day really went downhill.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

I forgot how it feel like to have the top of my foot hurt so bad from kicking people on the face.

I had to start boxing because I missed working on something and learning and I guess there's a little more aggression in boxing. I couldn't really get that side of me out, but I used to be able to by hitting a volleyball. That's why I started boxing.

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?

I realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath, and Walt wasn’t going to hold him back.

You are a sick freak who should be beaten.

One of the greatest pieces of advice I've ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said "Okay, I'm gonna tell you what to do. If the kid's bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock.

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.