Greg Behrendt Quotes

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.

The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

Wine prepares the heart for love, unless you take too much.

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

I think everyone can relate to the idea of making a bad choice - and knowing it's a bad choice - but doing it anyway.

When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath.

I can go eight days without a drink—but who wants to be a camel.

I promise ... to abstain from all kinds of intoxicating drink, unless used medically.

I am not a member of any temperance society; but I am temperate, in this, that I don’t drink anything.

As regards the use of wine, remember that we drink to quench thirst, and that the limit of moderation is reached when the edge of the intellect is dulled. A boy should be brought up to avoid wine…. Your own countrymen, like all northern peoples, are, I know, sore offenders in this matter of eating and drinking. But I count upon your own innate self-respect to preserve you from such bad example, and to enable you to despise the sneers and complaints of those around you.

Whatever is begun in anger, ends in shame.

That I be not as those are who spend the day in complaining of headache and the night in drinking the wine which gives the headache!

I don't drink wine during the day. Not even a little. Otherwise, the rest of the day is an apology.

Temptation is just that - she's the girl you claim you don't want, but in the moment, you have more drinks than you should in the club. One thing leads to another, and suddenly you've done something really stupid. You've jeopardized what could've potentially been a really great relationship, all due to temptation.

Never tweet while you're angry; you'll probably regret it later.

That was my first real connection with Dre - that we both liked to drink.

Some people never learn, no matter how much their heads hurt in the morning.

Sometimes the hangover provides inspiration.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.

How did I end up right here wit you after all the things that I been through. It's been one of those days you try and forget about take a shot and let it out.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.