Robin Williams Quotes

There is this difference between the Church of Rome and the Church of England: the one professes to be infallible, the other to be never in the wrong.

For years I had been disillusioned by the Church of England's compromising on everything. The Catholic Church doesn't care if something is unpopular.

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out.

The creation of Spoleto was a social experiment. Because I've always suffered guilt from being a Catholic, when I was in my fifties I felt a need of being needed.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.

I am a Congregationalist with Catholic sensibilities. Which probably explains how I ended up in a Episcopal church.

Unfortunately, when someone asks me for a favor, I can't say no. Because of my upbringing - my Catholic guilt - if I don't do it, it plagues me.

I put Catholic guilt to work pretty good for a rich rock star.

I suffer from Irish-Catholic guilt. Guilt is a good reality check. It keeps that 'do what makes you happy' thing in check.

Episcopalians are pretty thin on the ground in the central United States.

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt.

As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.'

I'm easily frightened, and I've also come to realize that old Catholic guilt or remorse is easily stimulated.

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

The Protestant Church in Ireland – and the same is true of the Protestant Church anywhere – is not only not the rightful representative of the early Irish Church, but it is not even a part of the Church of Christ.

There are times when you need to pitch a fit and other times when you need to apply Catholic guilt, and it's just figuring out which is the most appropriate approach and then implementing it.

The Catholic theatrics are pretty high quality, but the Protestants have better hymns.

"The Church of England," I said, seeing that Mr. Inglesant paused, "is no doubt a compromise."

For the majority of English people there are only two religions, Roman Catholic, which is wrong, and the rest, which don't matter.

We, Catholics, share many of the moral guidelines of Mormons, the difference is you guys take it seriously. When the church says something we don't agree with we say, "Oh don't be so crazy." We just laugh it off.

And so, lastly, does the very name of "Catholic", which, not without reason, amid so many heresies, the Church has thus retained; so that, though all heretics wish to be called Catholics, yet when a stranger asks where the Catholic Church meets, no heretic will venture to point to his own chapel or house.

I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.

Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.