Shelley Berman Quotes


If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?' And eventually he dies of thirst.


Citations

Berman, Shelley. Inside Shelley Berman. Verve Records, 1959.

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Shelley Berman
Shelley Berman
  • Born: February 3, 1925
  • Died: September 1, 2017
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian, Actor, Writer, Teacher, Lecturer

Sheldon Leonard Berman was an American comedian, actor, writer, teacher, and lecturer.