Abraham Lincoln Quotes

The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.

The Republican National Convention was a rage-athon featuring a parade of hemorrhoidal has-beens.

I've got genuine political reasons for not voting for David Cameron. He's got a tiny little mouth.

Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.

I'd be honored to be playing a Republican, although I'm not.

So I think we're, we're, we're as broad a political party, if not broader than the Democratic Party, just in a different political spectrum.

One of my movies was called 'True Lies.' It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.

Republicans are not a political party. It's a mental condition.

I like and respect Elisabeth Hasselbeck so much. I'm from a political party that represents half the country.

I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own birth certificate. I don't think I was born in this country.

I'm always happy to see one of my Republican colleagues make a mistake.

The Democratic party is like a mule. It has no pride of ancestry or hope of posterity.

When I first became a civil servant, I had to fill out a form. The form did not ask whether or not I was a citizen of America but I had to certify that I was a Democrat.

I'm not a political comic.

I was a Republican before Donald Trump was a Republican. I was a Republican when Donald Trump was a Democrat. I was a Republican when Donald Trump was an independent. And I'm going to be a Republican when Donald Trump gets tired of being a Republican.

The flag of SP means the flag of goons. BSP's flag means the flag of corruption.

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

It's the Democrats whose position is that the only problem in Washington, D.C., is the peasants aren't sending enough cash in for the king to spend.

Gingrich is the "foremost intellectual" in the Republican party like Gene Simmons is the foremost intellectual in "Kiss".

I am pleased to see from the laughter on the Ministerial benches that there is no implication on their part to take Sir Oswald Mosley too seriously. It can easily be seen to-day that this idea of a dictator is gradually falling down.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

Donald Trump's not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn't need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says have no business running for president. Not to be confused with Donald Trump, who ran for president and now has no business.