Lewis Black Quotes

Are the Democrats going to dance the mandate Macarena?

I propose to be mayor for the Republicans, Progressives, Socialists, and independent voters as well as the Democrats.

Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.

Vote Labor and you can build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

The Democrats' plan for 2006? Take the House and Senate and impeach the president. With our nation at war, is this the kind of Congress you want?

I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.

I'm a Republican. I may go into politics myself.

It's nice to have a lot of people in the field. Independent, third party, Libertarian, Reform and other party candidates can do what they want to do. I welcome them to the race.

I would like to thank my colleagues for voting a Social Democrat prime minister and to assure them I will vote a liberal president, as well.

I ran for Congress, just once.

Political conventions are as fascinating as a circus or a hanging.

The word "politics" is derived from the word "poly", meaning "many", and the word "ticks", meaning "blood sucking parasites".

Democrats will come together as we should to make sure that we can defeat Donald Trump and elect our party's nominee.

I always tell people I'm running against two Democrats, one that admits it and one that does not.

When you are not in power for 20 years and several leaders are in the race, it is tough to put forth one face. The most important things are our policies and principles.

If you had the opportunity to cast your vote for speaker, would you vote for Nancy Pelosi?

We need to keep this Labour government, it has a good chance of another term.

Life is challenging enough without politicians to confuse us.

I never thought I would run for Congress. If you look back at a certain reality TV show, you know that.

I love politics.

We have a wealth of talent in the Republican Party.

If you are tired of partisanship over patriotism, you need to vote for a change in direction.

Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.