Bill Maher Quotes

I have a company called Earl Campbell Foods. I got into the meat business in 1991.

USDA says pink slime, which is made of cow connective tissue and other scraps and then treated with ammonia to kill the salmonella, e Coli, potentially, the U.S. Government says it's totally safe.

One of the jobs I had was cutting out the blood clots on a side of beef.

The meat and poultry industries are outstanding industries, and it's going to be a very natural fit for me.

I do have very high customer service standards - I'd send back sushi because it's too fishy.

If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch.

Our cattlemen have given us the safest, most abundant, most affordable beef supply in the world and I trust their judgment. And if you look at consumer confidence in this country, so does the American public.

I'm a butcher champ, I don't care what I eat, I don't care what I cut, I just want to get cutting.

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.

No amount of false propaganda can sanitize meat.

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Discipline isn't about showing a dog who's boss; it's about taking responsibility for a living creature you have brought into your world.

I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - and that stopping this abuse should be your number one priority.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

They use everything about the hog except the squeal.

She's an amazing dog and really inspired everything that's in this book.

Now there are a few things with a shelter - like with noise control, don't face dog runs facing each other that tends to encourage barking. The problem you've got is that the kind of materials that absorb noise are difficult to clean. One of the biggest problems in the design of animal shelters is that animals are barking and it's like the sound of a jet plane taking off.

Starvation!" exclaimed the abbe, springing from his seat. "Why, the vilest animals are not suffered to die by such a death as that. The very dogs that wander houseless and homeless in the streets find some pitying hand to cast them a mouthful of bread; and that a man, a Christian, should be allowed to perish of hunger in the midst of other men who call themselves Christians, is too horrible for belief. Oh, it is impossible - utterly impossible!

Ive fostered five dogs for the Best Friends Program, which is an amazing no-kill sanctuary for animals, as well as a greyhound named Natasha from the greyhound rescue. All of my fosters have taught me great lessons like patience, nurture, and responsibility. My last foster dog was a Cocker Spaniel, and I couldnt let him go. I adopted him!

If the government is covering up knowledge of aliens, they are doing a better job of it than they do at anything else.

It is, of course, one of the miracles of science that the germs that used to be in our food have been replaced by poisons.

If a dog happens to catch a rabbit or another animal, it can very easily remove the hide. If a cat catches a squirrel, they have no trouble with that. But if a person does that, they will work all day and all night to get the skin off of an animal, because they don't have long canine teeth anymore.