Noel Gallagher Quotes

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

God,” I moaned. “Do they use that stuff as rocket fuel?” “No one made you keep drinking it.” “Hey, don’t get preachy. Besides, I had to be polite.” “Sure,” she said.

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

I drank too much, only champagne.

I can't drink if I have to get up early, man. It kills me.

I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!

The only time I won't be playing is when I've got a hangover.

A good glass of red wine or maybe a little bit too much every now and then is just fine. Heavy boozing, not so much, because you don't recover enough from it.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.

By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.