Patricia Briggs Quotes

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I'm not looking for a boyfriend - but if I was, he'd have to be prepared to carry me around everywhere.

I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily Tom Cruise does.

What makes you think I'm giving you a ride?” “Because I'm a damsel in distress,” she said. “And you are a knight in whatever. A really dirty car.

Some romantic you are," Caine complained as he pushed the door open with his back."Whatever happened to women who liked to be swept off their feet?" "They got dropped," Diana said flatly.

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.

The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.'

I met the man of my dreams at a gym, and then we got married in Vegas - because we're classy. When you meet at a gym, where else do you get married?

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

I love being married. I've been married three times.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

My whole life is classical now. Except my wife. I don't have a classical wife. I have a classy wife, but I don't have a classical wife.

Relationships. Ugh. You have to laugh sometimes.

You took the words right out of my mouth, it must have been while you were kissing me.

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.