Rachel Caine Quotes

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

You can make fun of everything.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

I'll let you and Zia have some quality time," she told me. "Just the two of you and your coat.

You all right now?" "I'm exceptional. Wonderful. Thanks for the concern. You complete me.

You are wonderful, Father.""I'm more than wonderful, how dare you insult me.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I can be sarcastic.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

I met the man of my dreams at a gym, and then we got married in Vegas - because we're classy. When you meet at a gym, where else do you get married?

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Even on the most serious ballads, I'll throw in a tongue-in-cheek remark.

Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding. If I salute a friend with a smile and say, 'How are you, you old scoundrel!' clearly I don't really mean he's a scoundrel.

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

I don't mean to be funny.

By the very nature of satire or parody, you have to love and respect your target and respect it enough to understand every aspect of it, so you can more effectively make fun of it.

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.