Dave Barry Quotes
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
Topics
Arms Race
Diplomacy, Diplomats
International Affairs, International Relations
Nuclear Proliferation, Nucelar Non-Proliferation
Promise
Social Media
Technology
Frustration
Geopolitics
Defense Strategy, Defence Tactics, Military Tactics, Military Strategy
Nuclear Deterrence, Nuclear Deterents
Nuclear Missiles
Witty
Nuclear Weapons, Nuclear Weapon
Foreign Policy
Internet Culture
Online Platforms
Political Candidate
Political Satire
Protest Vote
Voting Decision
Linkedin
Citations
Barry, Dave (@davebarry). "I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn." Twitter, 27 Oct. 2015.
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David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels. Barry's honors include the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary (1988) and the Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Journalism (2005).