Eric Andre Quotes

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

Pretty much any drug you can name, I've done it.

I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.

I smoked some pot as a kid, but I just never did drugs.

I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it.

The drug problem in this country is a consumption issue.

While the collateral consequences of drugs such as cocaine are indisputably severe, they are not unlike those which flow from the misuse of other, legal, substances

I used crack cocaine probably in one of my drunken stupors

not all drugs are good.. some of them are great

You can't go to an LSD or pot party unless you take it yourself. If I want to go, I must take drugs myself.

I just took some ecstasy, ain't no tellin' what the side effects could be.

I figure a lot of folks are probably looking to find out if Moses Malone is into that stuff, but the closest I come to drugs is drinking a Coca-Cola. I don't want that cocaine; it's not for me.

Crack in the early 1980s or mid 1980s I'm sorry is that one of the worst myth is that one hit and you're addicted for life. We saw that in 1980s and we're seeing it again with methamphetamine today, one hit and you're addicted and it simply not true, addiction requires work not the people should go out and experiment or do these themselves but the fact is that's a myth and the concern is that, it's dangerous because when people perpetuates that myths and then when young people are people actually try methamphetamine or crack cocaine and find that, that doesn't happen to them.

There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear.

Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?

Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

The trick is to use the drugs once to get there, and maybe spend the next ten years trying to get back there without the drug.

I've had my fills of cocaine and pills.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

I function because I am on drugs.

I heard about crack on the news and I was like, "Oh, that's what the niggas must be doing." And when I kept coming outside, I was doing my own little jostlin' to get my money.

I had a lot of it in my day, but I don't like it. It's a dumb drug. Your whole concentration goes on getting the next fix. I find caffeine easier to deal with.

I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half.

It's not the side effects of the cocaine. . . . I'm thinking that it must be love.