Ron White Quotes

I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.

I will continue to entertain the great British public. Because that is what I love doing.

I never knew if I would get my own show, but I knew I loved stand-up.

I like the sound of laughter. I was the guy in the group of friends that would always make the friends laugh. And everyone was like, 'You should do stand up,' so I gave it a shot, and ta-da! They were right.

I'll do anything to get the laugh. I love it.

To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing.

I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.

I was destined to make people laugh.

I'm a performer. That's what I do. That and making money - it's the passion and the care factor for the people that support your passion, the people that support you, it's the kind of people that go crazy and love your stuff.

I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

I feel really grateful that I am in comedy, and I love doing it.

But comedy I'd love to do as much as humanly possible.

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

I'd love to do films, but I'd feel bad in my gut if I did anything just for the money. I want to wait for something I'm really passionate about, even if I don't work for a year.

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

WWE is a space where I thrived, and I loved, and I still do. I love connecting with an audience; that is the greatest thing about going back to WWE.

I always thought after 2002 that I'd hang up my skates and turn professional and just go on tour and do shows. But I don't know when it is enough. I mean, I still enjoy it. I'm the luckiest girl alive that I get to perform in front of thousands of people, do what I love doing.

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.

I don't think Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell fear competition from me in their arena.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.

At the end of the day, even if my part is a bit goofy, the key thing is that I'm doing what I love to do, and that's to make people laugh.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.