Dane Cook Quotes

Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That's the truth. The only time it's not funny is when business gets in the way.

I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when I was in university. I was probably 22 years old. I didn't do it with any intention of making a career out of it; I had just always valued comedy.

I feel more comfortable in comedy.

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal.

If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.

Comedy and I were never strangers, it's just that I was doing a lot of drama.

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

I love comedy and did a lot of comedy in college. I was in an improv comedy group with my friends.

I never became a road comic.

I'm in this for the long haul, I want to be doing this until I die. I am a standup comedian. I know a lot of people say I'm not, but I am.

I'm a comic; we get hecklers every night! It's really just part of the job.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

You’re so hilarious. You know, if this whole Daimon-slaying gig doesn’t work out for you, you should really consider being a comedian. The bright Barney hair color would just add to the overall entertainment factor.

It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist.

I love comedy. I like to think that there's a sense of humor in some of my music - obviously not all of it.

I don't go to see many comedies anymore, because I guess it feels like another day at the office.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

In my mind, I'm hilarious, so I would love to do some comedy. But, I'm not exactly sure my perspective is a healthy one.

Really, I just love doing comedy. Any form it takes is great, as long as I can keep doing it, you know? If I can do my show and 'The League' while also getting to do other bits, that's awesome.

I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy.

I'm really not an actor of any kind. I've always seen myself as an entertainer, someone who makes people laugh. That's all I've ever wanted to do. 'Doctor Who' has always just been me, really.

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

I do standup every week in L.A. at the Laugh Factory and the Improv.

There's so much joy in doing comedy work, and that's one of the reasons I like to do it - because it's just a hilarious day at work.