Patton Oswalt Quotes

I never go on Facebook! I like, haven't confirmed anybody to be my friend on Facebook. I have lots of friends; I'm just really bad at Facebook.

I personally never got the gist of Facebook and Twitter.

Online, you show how brilliant you are by manipulating the language of the Internet.

None of my friends really have Twitter. They mainly all have Facebook. I have Facebook too, but I like Twitter more.

I'm not so adept at social media. It's not my forte.

I do have people who are like, "Yo, I think someone hacked into your Twitter account to talk about census forms." I'm like, "No, that's me." There are people who don't like celebrities who tweet about politics - to whom I say, don't follow me.

Facebook is for people, Twitter is for perspective, Google+ is for passion, LinkedIn is for pimping

I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"

I never had the desire to be a professional Twitterer. Every now and then something dumb pops into my head and I'll tweet it. I don't feel any obligation to respond to everyone. Not that I don't appreciate people sending me messages on there, but there are too many. Responding to everyone would take away time for all the stuff I'm actually in the business for.

I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my personal life but obviously I'm in a business where people think that Twitter matters so I'll be like, "Yes, I will tweet out this show." But it is something that me, the human, uses.

Even among those who I would not count as 'friends,' I have met many people online who have simply commented on my work or are interested by what I do.

If you don't have an E-mail address, you're in the Netherworld. If you don't have your own World Wide Web page, you're a nobody.

I don't really see myself getting a Twitter account. Nothing against it. I get it. I especially get it for businesses.

We are living our lives more online and you need to have different ways to capture that.

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground.

I've gotten to know a number of readers from being online, and really treasure the time I've spent with them.

You can use your real identity, or you can use phone numbers for something like WhatsApp, and pseudonyms for something like Instagram. But in any of those you're not just sharing and consuming content, you are also building relationships with people and building an understanding of people.

I don't use Twitter. I'm a serious person.

I have a private Instagram and an official one, so I'm not opposed to social media.

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way.

I've been on, like, the forefront of social media. I run all my own pages, and this is back to MySpace and answering my own emails in, like, 2006. Even before that, I always had websites with emails that dropped directly to me.

My public Facebook page is what it is. My Twitter account is sort of what it is, but if I'm totally honest with you, that is not my personal, private self. I have another Facebook page that is devoted to my dear friends and family, and they can keep in touch with me that way.

Nowadays, social media is the easiest place to go to find something.

It's important for people to talk and get beyond the wall of Facebook and social media.

Forget about someone's resume or how they present themselves at a party. Can they blog or not? The blog doesn't lie.