Natasia Demetriou Quotes

We see women who go out and want to look like Jennifer Aniston, and they're wearing an ill-fitting red dress and ugly gold shoes, and they've got flat hair and they can't walk.

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.

My worst fashion failure was when I wore tight PVC pants, and I had a show in Eugene, Oregon... my pants split down the center.

I've had a lot of tragic hairdos and outfits.

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

Generally, I'm terrified of shopping. I like the idea of being well-dressed, but I've always struggled to get anything that fits. I envy those that go into old vintage shops.

I wear high heels for long legs.

I feel like my figure is a challenge because I'm quite flat chested but I've got a booty so I've got to look for the right things.

I never looked good in a bikini. My legs were too thin.

I empathize with women in their high heels so I'll be there in my kilt and T-shirt and I'll walk around all day just to prove that if I can wear the shoes for 36 hours then certainly our customer can wear them.

I usually try on at least 20 pairs of jeans before I find something that looks good on me. And even then, I have a trustworthy friend tell me if my butt looks big!

Me and turtlenecks are not friends.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

Back in the Eighties, I'd buy the biggest Benetton jumper I could find and would wear it long-sleeved, hanging off my shoulders, with a varsity jacket and a baseball cap on back to front with a quiff. I was the smallest boy in my class, and I looked like a reject from New Kids On The Block. Terrible.

I was in a fashion show and I had on a strapless top. When I got to the end the top was down.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up.

I even have shoes that don't fit. They're just so cool, I wanted to have them.

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.

If I wear too much tartan, I tend to look like a Thermos flask.

It was always hard for me to find clothes.

I have a pair of Rodarte leggings. They're crazy, but I wore them for one day, and then by the end of the day they weren't tearing, but they were getting a little loose.

I hate my arms. If I wear a nice dress, I can't go strapless or sleeveless because my arms just aren't feminine.

I think it's odd when people say jeans are comfortable, because to me, they feel like sausage casings.