I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours.
I like Ariana Grande's nice thigh-gap; she's got good legs.
I would like better colouration of my legs, like a little less of that English mottled purple thing that makes it necessary to wear tights all the time.
For God's sake, Marks, do you think anyone really wants a glance at those dried-up matchsticks you call legs?
People made fun of my skinny legs.
I'm not a fan of capris. They actually shorten my legs.
I don't wear mini-skirts or shorts because I have thread veins on my legs and cellulite, and I won't wear tights.
I tried to pull off a pair of thigh-high suede boots once, but my legs just looked like two big trouts wrapped up.
Let's face it, not everyone is going to have long and lean legs. But everyone can have legs that look long and lean for their body type with the right exercises.
I have huge legs, and I never show them - not because of false modesty, I'm just not comfortable.