Clothing Failure Quotes

I have a pair of Rodarte leggings. They're crazy, but I wore them for one day, and then by the end of the day they weren't tearing, but they were getting a little loose.

I was in a fashion show and I had on a strapless top. When I got to the end the top was down.

My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts.

I cannot help thinking of a monkey just put into breeches [pants]

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

When I was starring as Roxie Hart in 'Chicago,' I got my stiletto heel caught in my fishnet tights and fell flat on my face. It was incredibly painful and not something you can cover up.

I was once dressed as a mermaid for a Jean Paul Gaultier show. My legs were bound into a fish tail, so I had to come down the runway on crutches. Halfway down, I was supposed to unzip the fish tail to reveal my legs, but the zipper broke, so I ended up stabbing my fake nail through the fabric of the zipper and ripping my way out.

All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.

My worst fashion failure was when I wore tight PVC pants, and I had a show in Eugene, Oregon... my pants split down the center.

I tried to pull off a pair of thigh-high suede boots once, but my legs just looked like two big trouts wrapped up.

Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

Our clothes are going to pieces fast. Send provisions as soon as possible.