Unflattering Outfit Quotes

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.

The worst decision, hands down, was wearing bright yellow when I was 9 months pregnant. I looked like a bumble bee. I have not worn yellow since.

Whenever I wear things that feel too tight or dig in that's always a clear understanding that I'm not going to feel good that day.

Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

You should see what she’s wearing, Callie. It’s velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana.

There's nothing more frustrating than pulling on your favorite jeans - only to see there's a bit of extra bulge above the waist.

When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you could always hear me coming and this really ugly princess skirt and blouse with the top button closed. I had a boy haircut, a baby face covered with pimples, and a really big nose.

Following a trend too closely is a risky thing. If not properly executed, you could easily end up looking uncomfortable, over-styled, and downright foolish.

We see women who go out and want to look like Jennifer Aniston, and they're wearing an ill-fitting red dress and ugly gold shoes, and they've got flat hair and they can't walk.

I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up.

I never looked good in a bikini. My legs were too thin.

I tried to pull off a pair of thigh-high suede boots once, but my legs just looked like two big trouts wrapped up.

You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!

I look really bad in one of those orange suits with the numbers on the back. It doesn't do anything for me.

At twelve I looked like a girl of seventeen. My body was developed and shapely. I still wore the blue dress and the blouse the orphanage provided. They made me look like an overgrown lummox.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I hate my arms. If I wear a nice dress, I can't go strapless or sleeveless because my arms just aren't feminine.