Teddy Thompson Quotes

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

I have a dark sense of humor.

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.

Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

Indonesian people don't get satire; that's the thing. There's no thought in our humor.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.

My mom taught me the power of love. I learned to focus on the long-term big picture from my father. His sense of humor and light-hearted approach always make me smile. My husband is a pivotal anchor in my life. His influence encourages me to be independent and take risks.

I feel like I don't really have a sense of humor... I don't know if I could characterize it dark or light. I just - I do like humor.

If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as well.

I have tremendous affection for New York and my life, but I'm a satirist at heart. And it's easy to satirize New York.

We've always had a sense of humor - look at our name.

J. makes me laugh. He's incredibly dry and has a pretty harsh sense of humor that I enjoy.

If a man's able to laugh about himself, that's good. You can be in love with a man or share his bed, but if there's no humor, there's nothing.

I have a self-deprecating sense of humor, so I knock myself.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

I have always found men who were funny, irresistible. It's rare that I ever based love on looks or superficial things, but it a guy made me laugh-and that didn't mean he had to be in comedy professionally - I was hooked.

I think I'm a natural appreciator of comedy. I was definitely not the girl in junior high that all the guys wanted to date. They wanted to date my friends - which was great, because I had to be funny.

I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

I'm not a man who constantly thinks up jokes.