Jamie Campbell Bower Quotes

I hate seeing myself misquoted.

I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

Scientifically speaking, if I say something, or it gets misquoted, or people put a spin on it... I mean, are you interested, really, in what people are saying?

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.

I'm accused of, and perhaps rightly so, of not being mean enough. I've been taken to task in many a book review; a good satirist has to, you know, has to kill.

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Satire recoils whenever charged too high; round your own fame the fatal splinters fly.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

If I'm not complaining, I'm not having a good time, hah hah!

I'm the most misunderstood, misquoted person I know, honestly.

The best way to make the most serious point in the world is to be as unserious as possible.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work on multiple levels - smart and dumb, funny and sad, profound and mundane, cynical and hopeful.

I don't want someone taking half a sentence or paraphrasing me... Just too much risk.

The biggest problem I have in journalism is being quoted or misquoted and then being asked to defend something I haven't said.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

Long before 'American Idol', people used to call me a diva. And I be like, 'Hold on, are you calling me something else on the sly? You gonna call me a diva, call me a good diva.'

For years, I've been interviewed, and they write what they thought I thought or what they thought I said. Sometimes it's accurate, and often it isn't.