Dave Attell Quotes

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

When it looks like I may live longer than five minutes I'll drop cigarettes like a hot potato.

Neither do thou lust after that tawny weed tobacco.

Tobacco is a culture productive of infinite wretchedness.

What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don't want to know about and I know that's what they're from. But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!

A lot of people in my life are getting sick or potentially going to get sick from tobacco.

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

My mother, Marnie Fahr Steyer, was a lifelong smoker - up to three packs of unfiltered cigarettes a day. I like to think that, if Mom were still with us today, she'd be happy with the strides we've made to protect our children from the ongoing health crisis of tobacco addiction.

The worst drug of all by far is tobacco; the death toll from tobacco is just overwhelming.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

There is no conclusive proof that nicotine's addictive... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease.

I would say, don't smoke. I'm kidding, but yeah, I did smoke in college and as a young actor and it's stupid.

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.

One does not re-light a dead cigarette.

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

Because tobacco is responsible for an impressive one-third of cancers, prevention efforts naturally begin with it.