Russell Hoban Quotes

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

I am a cigarette with a body attached to it

If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live.

I miss smoking (two to four packs a day) but I don't miss the crackle in my lungs when I breathed.

Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop.

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

I smoked for almost 10 years. I really regret that. Thankfully, I came out on the other side. I hope my lungs are repairing themselves now.

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact.

So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.

I began my addiction when I was 12 years old. By the time 40, 45 years later, when it, you know, it threatened my life and maimed me in terms of my voice, I was so addicted that I was smoking four packs of cigarettes a day.

Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my upper lip, it has a sort of Havana curl.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

I Don't Need the nicotene patch, Penny - I smoke cigarettes.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

I know I should stop smoking, but it scares me. I mean, what would I turn to next?

This is it. I can't even not smoke anymore

Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

That's what I like about [smoking] . . . taking a drag off of death, Mmm! Gives me a sense of controlling my own destiny. What power! What exhilaration! Want a drag?

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.