Robert Orben Quotes


I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.


Citations

Orben, Robert. 2100 Laughs for All Occasions, Doubleday, 1983, p. 26.

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  • Born: March 4, 1927
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Entertainer

Robert Orben is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and has also written books for magicians. Later, Orben moved into politics, and in 1973 he became head speechwriter to Vice President Gerald R. Ford.