Arthur Smith Quotes

I have this really big face.

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built.

I like the busted-nose look. I think it's a good look for me.

I had my shortcomings - crazy hair, braces, bad skin and all that stuff. I went through it all.

I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind.

It was the nearest to a casualty on the Spray in her whole course, so far as I know. The young man having come on board with compliments made the mishap most embarrassing.

I did a forward roll for the kids the other day, thinking it'd be a breeze like it was when I was six, and I had to lie flat for about 20 minutes afterwards - 'Leave mummy alone; she's feeling a bit dizzy.'

I never used to like how big my hands were because I hadn't grown into them yet.

I had very big lips growing up, so my brother started to call me Scooter Fish because he decided a scooter fish has big lips.

I have a strange nose: it's big and weird.

I was keen on sports-that's how my nose got this way. It's not actually broken; the nose was just pushed up a little bit and moved over. It's an aquiline nose, quite Irish.

I was an uncommonly unattractive young man.

Every summer in my old area, Bow, these kids from across the road used to bring out quad bikes in the park. They let me have a go, and I don't know what was wrong with me, but I drove straight into a gate and fractured my big toe. I had this mad limp for ages.

I'm more than just a curvy girl.

I once fell through a hole in the stage.

When I was a little boy in school I had to dress up as a bunny and there's a picture of me with an annoyed face, and when I saw it, I thought I should name myself 'Bad Bunny.'

I don't like my bum, as it's too big. Or my nose because it's too small. It's like a child's nose.

I broke my leg and cracked my pelvis.

I wouldn't want to get my pigeon chest out in front of anyone. I don't think the world needs it. I'd probably get a yellow card anyway.

I don't have the best chin in the world.

My face is not perfect. Because my nose is not sharp, many people suggested I should get my nose done.

I said I fell down. Ah. The ground bloodied your nose, split yer lip, and punched ye in th' eye, all at once. I said I don't want to talk about it.

Jealous?...Of what? I don't want a foul scar right across my head, thanks. I don't think getting your head cut open makes you that special, myself.

A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."

I was just fighting dwarves then hit my knee really hard.