Luke Scott Quotes

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

I think what Stargate has going for it is a sense of humor about their science fiction.

I've always maintained that people that are funny and smart can do anything in film.

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

Let's focus on the funny. ... That's what I'm focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want to touch in people.

If I wasn't acting, I have no clue what I'd be doing 'cause I have no other talent.

You start out wanting to change the world through language, and end up thinking it's enough to tell a few good jokes.

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

Since I was really little, I've just always had an obsession with, not just science fiction, but science and space. And also because as time passes and the more advanced science becomes, the more interesting it becomes.

Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?" A Chesney Hawkes alarm clock!

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

You know, some of the action stuff, I tend to have a pretty good sense of humor about it. Even when I direct and have a lot of pressure, it teaches me to laugh at stuff. I think that comes also from sports, from combat sports, where you've got to learn to laugh at it and take it in stride. Otherwise, you just can't deal with it.

David Boreanaz is pretty funny. He's probably the one that cracks everybody up the most on set. He can be very serious as well, but when he's silly he's pretty silly.

There's tons of magic in the world, and it's all science.

Science can amuse and fascinate us all, but it is engineering that changes the world.

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without your even asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.