Joe E. Lewis Quotes

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

Golf's a great game, and you meet a lot of people along the way.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

I've played golf since I was fourteen. I like how no two rounds are ever the same. And I get to be out in nature... and hang out with my buddies.

I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations.

But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I play golf - badly.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

When I'm not working, I like to play golf.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

When I'd get out of school in the afternoon, I would go to the golf course, and I just picked the game up. And when I was 13 years old, I could shoot 70 - even-par 71, one over par and then something like that. I just took a liking to the game.

I'm bad at golf.

When I'm not acting, I'm playing golf. I'm pretty passionate about it.

In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.

I still don't get golf.