Elliott Abrams Quotes

I never said I wasn't going to play any more. I don't know where that came from.

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

For years, I've been interviewed, and they write what they thought I thought or what they thought I said. Sometimes it's accurate, and often it isn't.

I wrote it the right way, so it was copied the wrong way right. I mean the right way wrong.

If that comes up, I'll just confuse them.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

I don't mind being asked anything! Not at all. I tell you what is annoying, is when you say something and somebody writes something that's completely different to what you said, and you're like, 'well that's not nice, because that's not what happened.'

I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me.

When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."

That is not it at all, That is not what I meant, at all.

Most of the trouble in life comes from misunderstanding, I think,' said Anne.

That is all that happened. Why did you hear something else?

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

We have confused the free with the free and easy.

It's a token for the arcade games at Laser Sport Time!" Dan hissed. "Uncle Alistair doesn't think so," Amy murmured. "He's a numismatist." "He takes his clothes off in public?" Dan said.

Meddling, smug, stupid little..." "She likes me! They always play hard to get when they like me!" "No. You do not understand. I could not have done it because I can not read or write.

I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent."

Actually, I didn't say that.

Interpretation blocks reception while masquerading as reception. Rightness does not need interpretation; it requires simple acceptance and nothing else.

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.

I think I get misinterpreted and misunderstood a lot.

Uh, my lord, I am not actually food. You do realize this, yes?