Jane Sherwood Ace Quotes

I never said I wasn't going to play any more. I don't know where that came from.

People think my name is Morpheus. Many times, people will say to me, 'Morpheus!' and I will complete the sentence by saying, 'is not my name!'

I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I said I had no idea about.

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

Sometimes a concept is baffling not because it is profound but because it is wrong.

If you understand everything, you must be misinformed.

A lot of people think that I'm one of the women from 'Broad City' - and I'm just not.

Sometimes when I'm on the phone, someone will say, 'Yes, Mr. Yeoh.' And I'm thinking, 'I'm not Mr. Yeoh, man.'

Often when we think we are knotting one thread, we are tying quite another.

That is not it at all, That is not what I meant, at all.

I think I'm pretty misunderstoood.

People confuse me with Gateway.

I'm not a spy, which is the real question

I was the one who did come through that door. You were the one she was waiting for.

That is all that happened. Why did you hear something else?

Drama is based on the Mistake. I think someone is my friend when he really is my enemy, that I am free to marry a woman when in fact she is my mother, that this person is a chambermaid when it is a young nobleman in disguise, that this well-dressed young man is rich when he is really a penniless adventurer, or that if I do this such and such a result will follow when in fact it results in something very different. All good drama has two movements, first the making of the mistake, then the discovery that it was a mistake.

You have always told me it was Ernest. I have introduced you to every one as Ernest. You answer to the name of Ernest. You look as if your name was Ernest. You are the most earnest-looking person I ever saw in my life. It is perfectly absurd your saying that your name isn't Ernest.

Meddling, smug, stupid little..." "She likes me! They always play hard to get when they like me!" "No. You do not understand. I could not have done it because I can not read or write.

I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent."

What if everything in the world were a misunderstanding, what if laughter were really tears?

How often, being moved under a false cause, if the person offending makes a good defense and presents us with a just excuse, are we angry against truth and innocence itself?

You don't have to explain something you never said.

I lift my arm out of the water. It's a log. Put it back under and it blows up even bigger. People see the log and call it a twig. They yell at me because I can't see what they see. Nobody can explain to me why my eyes work different than theirs. Nobody can make it stop.

To see a shadow and think it is a tree that is a pity; but to see a tree and to think it a shadow can be fatal.