Slick Rick Quotes

But that's not the name of a man, it's the name of a mountain! (...) "It is my name," Athos said calmly. "But you said your name was d'Artagnan." "I?" "Yes, you." "That is to say, someone said to me: 'You are M. d'Artagnan?' I replied: 'You think so?' My guards shouted that they were sure of it. I did not want to vex them. Besides, I might have been mistaken.

But do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies.

Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

For me, I always wonder what's worse: an emotional betrayal or a physical betrayal? That's a really tough call.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

I had my bad-boy moment in my teens. I'll never do that again. It wasn't pleasant, and I learned my lesson. It was sexy and mysterious, and it's like, 'Look how cool they are,' but it's just not worth it. He was lying to me and accusing me of cheating - but then I realized he was the one cheating.

My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.

If you're in a relationship and someone was cheating, it could be a complete reflection of the relationship itself.

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?

It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.

I never cheated, for the record, back when I was with you. But you believed in everything but me girl, I don't get you

How foolish it is to run away with a man who's already run away with someone else.

They have no right to complain! If women were cool with knowing their man is cheating on them then they have no right to complain. Sit down somewhere. BUT, if it makes them unhappy then complain with the understanding that if he doesn't stop, get out the situation. End of story!

As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he would ever cheat on.