Emo Philips Quotes

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Enjoy him while it lasts," I called. "Apparently he has Girlfriend ADD." She looked away, but not before I caught the blush staining her cheeks.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

For me, I always wonder what's worse: an emotional betrayal or a physical betrayal? That's a really tough call.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

I do think that with any kind of infidelity, on some level - unless you're dealing with a sociopath - there's always a reason.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

It must be so hard for guys in relationships - to have just one girlfriend completely devoted to taking care of all your whole-grain needs. I can see how at the first opportunity you'd just have to get out there and - sow.

I never cheated, for the record, back when I was with you. But you believed in everything but me girl, I don't get you

How foolish it is to run away with a man who's already run away with someone else.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and I thought, 'Oh, this can't be happening.' It was bad and I was much older than you think throwing a water balloon. I was 14.

I had a few dating disasters along the way with girls cheating on me. One girl was the inspiration for me singing 'Cry Me A River' on 'The X Factor.' That was my payback to her because she was unfaithful.

My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am.

Men, no matter what their promises, rarely leave their spouses... the louses.

The man who has ceased to fear has ceased to care.

I'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one!

There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody.

Well, if you're suspecting your lover is having an affair, it's definitely devastating. It's really a terrible, terrible feeling because you have no control.

Men are more prone to cheating, definitely.

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying.

I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you.