Dane Cook Quotes

I grew up not understanding what was true and what was not true. It gave me a sense of unreality. I was told that this man [mom's lover] was not my mother's lover - when he was. I was told he was there as a male babysitter for my brother so that he would learn sports and other manly things.

When I make a mistake everyone can see it, but not when I lie.

Mr. Trump regularly lies and, when confronted with contrary evidence, he lies louder.

Tell them I lied.

I guess entertainment means blatantly lyin'

A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.

Life is a system of half-truths and lies, Opportunistic, convenient evasion.

The little bit of truth contained in many a lie is what makes them so terrible.

For this is the most civil sort of lie That can be given to a man's face. I now Say what I think.

Murky language means someone wants to pick your pocket.

Most people who have told a lie think they got away with it … when in fact, they didn’t

You told a lie, an odious damned lie; Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie.

Only a lie that wasn't ashamed of itself could possibly succeed.

You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.

The chance that any given sentence is a lie, rather than a truth, I think, is fairly great. An intentional lie, a self-deception, a misconception - there are lots of categories of untruth, not one grab bag. And hotographs can reveal something to us, and they can also conceal things.

The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.

A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.

It is easy for men to talk one thing and think another.

I think the easiest people to fool are ourselves. Fooling ourselves may even be a necessary precondition for fooling others.

Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it

Keep right on lying to me. That's what I want you to do.

I don't think most people take honest well. They prefer the games. They want to believe the pretty lies.

Lying contains the same hostile elements as a practical joke in that the 'victim' ends up looking foolish in his own eyes and laughable in everyone else's.

When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.

All my life I have lied. I lied to escape, I lied to be loved, I lied for placement and power; I lied to lie. It was a way of living; lies are life's almost-anagram.