Andy Richter Quotes

I can spend a lot of time on the internet as a substitute for TV. This is part of the reason why I'm not a good girlfriend - you can't sit down with me and watch a movie. I hate being strapped down to stay with something.

I watched television a little, but I mostly just drew and read magazines.

In the old days you could do re-runs, and people would have to watch that because there's nothing else. But with Netflix and Amazon, Hulu, Xbox, as well as premium and regular cable, it's very hard to do that.

My generation is under-entertained.

I don't even have a TV.

I like doing the crossword puzzle in the New York Times, not watching E! on TV.

As long as I have books and DVDs, I don't miss much.

Everybody is talking about cord cutting. It's not about the cord. It's the content.

I love to read. I don't get enough time to read. I love reading the Internet. I love reading magazines. I love going on the 'net.

We recognize that the whole world is kind of moving in this direction to digital distribution, but at the same time, there are still people who only watch movies in a movie theater, and there are some people who only watch certain programs on television or certain things on Netflix.

The entertainment industry is humungous, and people have so many choices right now - they can watch web series, movies, stand-up comedies, and plays.

Holidays can become tedious without something to read.

I don't really watch TV. I don't have time.

When we were kids, if somebody said, 'What did you watch last night?' you would have said, 'BBC Two,' but now they'll just say, 'My mobile.'

There's just not that many videos I want to watch.

With Netflix, we accept the democracy: not every show needs to be watched by everyone. And let's face it, we don't have time to watch everything. When will I sleep? I used to read and wash my hair. If TV gets any better, I'll have to give up work.

Everyone is having this experience right now, where your friend comes over and says, "Have you seen this?" And you're like, "No! Get off my back!" I can't watch everything, it's impossible. We have young kids, and we stay home on Friday nights, sometimes, you only have 23 minutes to watch something. This is that thing.

I don't really watch anything on TV. It's not really a priority for me.

I think that it's a crime to say you are bored when time is so precious and there are so many things to do in life: read, learn, watch.

I started using the Internet in 1999. That was pretty late. But as soon as I did I just stopped watching TV. The idea of sitting down and waiting for a TV show at a certain time, I couldn't do this anymore. The Internet is a better form of entertainment to me.

It's boredom. No other reason than that.

I find myself watching cable and television much more than going to the movies.

The theater is so disappointing, really, that it's hard to go again and again. It's just too heartbreaking. I'd rather watch football or play a game or read.

After a while, if you are sufficiently bored or unemployed, you may want to read it from cover to cover.

As soon as the subject moves to TV shows and movies, I'm a total failure. And I'd been paying for all those premium channels for years, but recently cancelled them, since I never watched any of those networks.