Groucho Marx Quotes

The stock exchange is a poor substitute for the Holy Grail.

I am not criticizing investing in the stock market; I am an investor.

I made my money by selling too soon.

At the end of the day, the markets are my passion.

I've always wanted to invest. That's why I started working on Wall Street in the first place, back in 1986 when I went through the Salomon Brothers training program.

I loved working on Wall Street. I loved the meritocracy of it and the camaraderie of the trading floor.

The stock market is the world’s largest Oujie Board.

Most stocks bought and sold on Wall Street are held in what's called 'street name.'

I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.

Mutual funds are an overrated investment heavily promoted by Wall Street.

If you're the kind of kid who thinks that all that's important in life is making money, Wall Street is probably still the place to go, especially now that Trump's elected.

People who invest make money for themselves; people who speculate make money for their brokers. And that, in turn, is why Wall Street perennially downplays the durable virtues of investing and hypes the gaudy appeal of speculation.

And I had an old-fashioned idea that dividends were a good thing.

I think Wall Street is very important, especially to tech companies. Wall Street will get in their rhythm and go fund tech companies, and tech companies will go create jobs and employ a lot of people, so there's that aspect of Wall Street.

I hope that my investment into Atomico will become my best financial investment to date.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

I always said that if I wasn't studying psychopaths in prison, I'd do it at the stock exchange.

There is no country in the world where it's as easy to find venture capital in the stock market as the United States.

Do not buy the hype from Wall St. and the press that stocks always go up. There are long periods when stocks do nothing and other investments are better.

Well, I think the secret is if you have a lot of stocks, some will do mediocre, some will do okay, and if one of two of 'em go up big time, you produce a fabulous result. And I think that's the promise to some people.

I have invested in the stock market since I was very young.

I don't think anybody ever makes any money buying and selling stock. They have to make money by keeping the stock.

For most of Wall Street's history, stock trading was fairly straightforward: buyers and sellers gathered on exchange floors and dickered until they struck a deal.

With … corporations, investors can place bets on the success of many different companies, without having to play a central management role in any one of them.

I have never owned a share of stock in my life, and the only time I've double dipped into anything is at the snack tray.