Eric Bristow Quotes

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

That was my first real connection with Dre - that we both liked to drink.

I used to be a good party boy. I'm old. I'm an old man. You pay the consequences. I'm just fine with a couple of drinks, no more than that.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good reason. We're all a little wiser.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.