Dennis Miller Quotes

There is no excuse for bad manners, except fast reflexes.

No one is more insufferable than he who lacks basic courtesy.

There's nothing worse than seeing someone chewing gum on the red carpet!

If you're rude to waiters or waitstaff, I cannot handle that. I really think that shows your true personality.

Me and polite have never been on close terms.

But the people are ungrammatical, untidy, and their sins gaunt and ill-bred.

Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me.

Whoever one is, and wherever one is, one is always in the wrong if one is rude.

That bad manners are so prevalent in the world is the fault of good manners.

The way one was brought up isn't an excuse for rude behavior.

Oh, where are my manners? Do sit down. Pull up a small child.

That was very rude of me.” “Think nothing of it. You’ve done worse.

The line between the public life and the private life has been erased, due to the rapid decline of manners and courtesy. There is a certain crudeness and crassness that has suddenly become accepted behavior, even desirable.

Children are capable of such open rudeness.

Many young persons believe themselves natural when they are only impolite and coarse.

Please don't think me negligent or rude. I am both, in effect, of course, but please don't think me either.

Ever heard of the word please?" "Never.

Manners are the happy ways of doing things; each once a stroke of genius or of love, now repeated and hardened into usage.

Good behavior is everybody's business, and good taste can be everyone's goal.

When it came to, like, appropriate behavior towards one another, it was - I was well-versed.

No 'Good evening, Jean-Claude, how are you doing?' Just down to business. How terribly rude,ma petite ." - Jean-Claude

Decorum -- that bug-bear which deters so many from bliss until the opportunity for bliss has forever gone by.

In his heart, he knew that there was no reason to be impolite to someone, even if they did work for you. There was such a thing as manners after all.

Vulgarity of manners defiles fine garments more than mud.

To be rude is as good as being clever.