Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Society wants happy families.

In my own mind, we are a much happier and much more functional family and a much more well balanced group of individual s both off and on the stage - in the current incarnation.

If you have a happy home, everything is sorted, I guess.

A stable and happy mum leads to stable and happy kids. It all has a knock-on effect.

If you could figure out how to live with family then you'd gone a long way toward finding your peace.

A lot of people, sometimes they're so stuck on, 'I gotta get married, I gotta get married.' They forget that the really important thing is to have a healthy home, a healthy family, a healthy environment for your kids and to have everything going in a good, peaceful way.

The art of living demands that our interest in bringing forth flowers in our family life equal the interest we take in bringing them forth in our window gardens. So long as their home-life aesthetics have not become ethics, women need not expect husbands, children, or servants to feel happy in the homes of their creation.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

No man is responsible for his father. That was entirely his mother's affair.

My family life is a deep source of satisfaction.

Marriage was never a dream or an ambition for me. I thank my real mother for the fact that - unlike my sitcom mother - she never put any pressure on me or my sister to marry.

I want just to be happy and peaceful. And that's not always the case when you're married.

Of course, the most important factor of all for long life is a good family. When a person goes home with the wife or the kids giving him endless headaches, then it's hard for that person to enjoy a long life. I am very fortunate, because my wife Elizabeth and my obedient children are very good; they have given me happiness.

He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.

We're never going to have democratic countries or peaceful countries until we have democratic or peaceful families.

I wish I could come home to a life that looks like a TV show. I wish I could see my television family waiting for me, where no one fights and no one screams, no one lies and no one leaves.

I never remember my parents having an argument.

I'm generally happy, although my kids and wife may sometimes argue with that.

I go home, and I'm a blob. I just lay there and don't do anything - lay by the pool with the other husbands while the wives work. It's fantastic. It's really good. That's kind of our life at home.

Everybody's mom plays a huge role in their development and support. Mom was awesome. There is no one better. I had a good family. I had six brothers and six sisters, and they were all very supportive.

My mom was a housewife and a sponge, who would absorb everything and make it all look like a fairytale when he entered the house. For instance, when he came home, I would always be seen studying with my books open. She always made sure that Dad went back to the shoot happily.

I think it's fascinating that people take an interest in a middle-aged married couple and what happens behind our closed front door.

When mother is happy, family is happy. When family is happy, nation is happy.

Everyone bowed to that unwritten law of family life which ordains that, in the long run, everyone submerges his personal preference in the effort to conform to that of the member of the circle who complains most loudly and is most difficult to satisfy.

I think it's important to have a happy parent.