Chamillionaire Quotes

You often take the mick out of the people you like best.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

We give each other a hard time, but no pranks.

The reason I wrote 'You Suck' was that I so enjoyed spending time with Tommy and Jody.

If we became buddies, obviously I'd start throwing some cracks at Him.

That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

We're all friends, me and the refs.

Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick you. Silena: Awww . . . Percy, that is so sweet! Annabeth: Shut up, Silena.

Yeah,' said Ron. 'Could've been worse. Remember those birds she set on me?' 'I still haven't ruled it out,' came Hermione's muffled voice from beneath her blankets, but Harry saw Ron smiling slightly as he pulled his maroon pajamas out of his rucksack.

So," Annabeth said, "are you going to argue about me coming along?" "Nah. You'd just beat me up." Percy said. She managed a laugh, which was good to hear

Excuse me?" Jess asked in disbelief. "This is Frozen Zarek I'm talking to, right? Not some weird pod person?" He shook his head at Jess's joking. "It's me, dickless." "Hey, now, that's way too personal. I don't need to know that much about you.

I can be sarcastic.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Not necessarily, a lot of my songs are firmly tongue in cheek.

People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's a sign of affection, truly. It's a true test of love and friendship: can you make a man laugh at himself? So what makes a good burn? Go after targets you love and respect. And hit 'em hard.

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

My group of friends, we sort of go at each other pretty hard sometimes. And it's half performance, half truth that you can say cutting things to your friends that might be a little true, but as long as you package it in a joke, it becomes a little more palatable.

Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.

I can make fun of someone and still be a fan.

People hate jokes.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

I have a sense of humor, and sometimes it gets me into trouble.

John 5 - he's weird. He's a freak. I'm just kidding. He's a great guy.

Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert," Iggy said truthfully.