Kanye West Quotes

I wish I were as sure of anything as Charles (Krouthammer) is about everything.

When have you ever seen someone who had no doubts who was also correct about anything?

I don't know what humor is.

Akri infallible. Well, except for a couple of things, and we don’t talk about those ‘cause it makes akri cranky. I like that word ‘infallible.’ It just like me. Infallible. (Simi)

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

I'm not very funny!

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it.

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

My secret for success? I don't know what the hell success means.

I'm just not very funny.

We are all wrong so often that it amazes me that we can have any conviction at all over the direction of things to come. But we must.

I don't think I'm funny.

It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

Nobody really knows, but I got a little comedy in me.

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.

Taking me seriously is a big mistake. I certainly wouldn't.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

I'm sure there is an infinite number of men who Ann Wolfe can knock out. I'm one of them.

I'm not a funny person.

I never thought I was funny.