Henny Youngman Quotes
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
Citations
Youngman, Henny. Henny Youngman's 500 All-Time Greatest One-Liners. Pinnacle Books, 1981.
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Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"; his best known one-liner being "Take my wife ... please".