Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

I know I'm not musically talented.

I used to play violin, but I wasn't very good!

I have absolutely no musical talent of my own!

But I'm tone deaf - window-shattering tone deaf. I can't sing for the life of me. I can't sing or dance, so no remake of 'Grease' for me!

See, I'm not a very good musician.

I play, like, 12 instruments. Guitar, piano, harmonica, African drums... I'm working on mastering the accordion.

I think I can keep a rhythm to a beat, but there are quite a few people who would argue with me.

And I had not much of a voice. I didn't play that great guitar either.

Was music my talent really? No, I don't think I was particularly talented.

I wasn't talented as a musician.

He never ever learned to read or write so well, but he could play his guitar like he was ringing a bell.

It took me 20 years to learn I couldn't tune too well. And by that time I was too rich to care.

I mean, I sing. But I don't think I'm a good enough singer to do any kind of musical.

The only thing I was any good at was music.

I play piano and drums very poorly and French horn and tuba all equally as bad.

By many peoples' standards, my playing is very primitive but by punk standards, I'm a virtuoso.

My first two records are so simply constructed. The reason isn't because I wanted to make simple music. It's because I don't really have the chops.

I may not be a first-rate composer, but I am a first-class second-rate composer.

I took the rhythm place, which a lot of people didn't know how to do the way I could, and this was really the first time that Johnny had a rhythm guitar player.

Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.

I know I'm a strong performer. I'm not an evolved musician.

I don't even attempt to sing.

I wish I could sing. I don't technically have a terrible voice, but it's certainly not as good as most of my friends. Whenever I hear myself on a record, it just reminds me I'm not a very good singer.

I'm a terrible trumpet player.

Frank's bands could play the hardest stuff and make it seem like no big deal.