Rachel Caine Quotes

Brain so good could've sworn you went to college

I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him, talking about his money.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

I'm accused of, and perhaps rightly so, of not being mean enough. I've been taken to task in many a book review; a good satirist has to, you know, has to kill.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

Nothing you could do would make me mad. You're a complete official failure.

I look at people, and I like to laugh at them.

Satire makes people learn something more than being lectured.

That's what I love about 'MADtv': If you exist, if you breathe, we will take you down.

Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

She's magnificent," Radius said, smiling proudly as he vaulted the steps and followed Aphrodite. "I can think of a lot of m words that she could be. Magnificent isn't one of them," Stark grumbled. "Mental and mean pop into my head," I said. "Manure pops into mine," Stark said. "Manure?" "I think she's full of shot, but it's too many words and doesn't start with an m, so that's as close as I could get," he said.

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

You know, the Philistines have long since discarded the rack and stake as a means of suppressing the opinions they feared: they've discovered a much more deadly weapon of destruction -- the wisecrack.

Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.

I heard some interesting things about your performance up here." "I hear interesting things about your 'performance' all the time Doug, but you don't hear me making jokes about it.

Wit implies hatred or contempt of folly and crime, produces its effects by brisk shocks of surprise, uses the whip of scorpions and the branding-iron, stabs, stings, pinches, tortures, goads, teases, corrodes, undermines.

Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean, you're a pretty consummate old [prat], aren't you? Not that I want to hurt your feelings, of course." "No, no, I see that." "What I wish you to do is put the whole thing to that fellow Jeeves of yours, and see what he suggests.

Don't worry, now that I know about your little ego problem, I'll do my best to look all gushy when you pound you chest.

Yeah, you're a regular Mozart...well, except for the whole music thing.

How totally banal of you to ask what I really mean.

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

The modern world seems to make fun of people in a lot of ways.