Richelle Mead Quotes

We don't read a lot of what people say about us.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

I'm aware that, whatever the circumstances, there will always be speculation about me.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

A lot of things have been said about me. People are going to talk, and that's a good thing; I want people to talk.

Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.” “Maybe you should say that to Michael.” “Not funny, Eve,” Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said.

We are more solicitous that men speak of us, than how they speak.

People want the truth but they only want the truth so they can talk bad about you on the blog or on television. They want you to tell them the truth and it screws everybody.

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

I'm not one to get involved with what anyone says about me.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

Jokes are grievances.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

You can make fun of everything.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.