Kevin Harvick Quotes

For 'Death Car' I had three vehicles for the leading lady, because you never know when something is going to go wrong. You can blow a tire or start spinning around and hit a lamppost.

I actually crashed the car I learned to drive on. It was a friend of mine's car.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

And he's lost both right front tires.

People ask why God allows suffering. You could just as well ask the Minister of Transport why he allows accidents on Britain's roads.

I've been in places that have been robbed.

When I was learning to drive, I thought the big milestones were changing gear, changing lane, and three-point-turns.

I don't drive.

Car accidents kill so many of us; we're not going to give up cars, so it seems like we ought to make them harder to crash.

Something doesn't look right," Vee said. "Is the tire supposed to look like that?" I banged my head against the nearest tree trunk. "So we've got a flat," Vee said. "What now?

For whatever reason, people know that car crashes can happen but they don't live with that fear every day when they're driving, or they're able to overcome it.

There is a French expression that says: to be exposed to an accident, to cross a street without looking at the cars means exposing oneself to be run over. This is more than a play with words, it's fundamental.

I'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was just sitting in your car!" Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.

What harm cause not those huge draughts or pictures which wanton youth with chalk or coals draw in each passage, wall or stairs of our great houses, whence a cruel contempt of our natural store is bred in them?

Remember that the worst accidents occur in the middle of the road.

I think women are great drivers. To be honest, I've only been in one car accident - one of my best friends, his wife was driving. She went into oncoming traffic, our car flipped almost four times. I didn't even have time to put on a seat belt, because they'd just picked me up.

I wouldn't consider them acts of war, but I would consider them acts of property damage, commercial theft that are serious.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.

We are in the greatest danger of being run over when we have just gotten out of the way of a carriage.

There is a moon shaped rictus in the streetlamp's globe where a stone has gone and from this aperture there drifts down through the constant helix of aspiring insects a faint and steady rain of the same forms burnt and lifeless.

If you recognize that self-driving cars are going to prevent car accidents, AI will be responsible for reducing one of the leading causes of death in the world.

Ma'am," Augustus said, nodding toward her, "Your daughter's car has just been deservingly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.

Every single day, we could be in a motorcar accident, so, we have to carry on with our lives, and not imagine terror around every corner.