Carine Roitfeld Quotes

Take off that darn fur coat!...Or maybe you'd like to have us open all the windows.

I hate being called "Liz", because it can sound like such a hiss.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

I wish that person outside would stop coughing.

Ring tones are just irritating, aren't they?

Quit shouting those rerun songs at me.

I feel that too much singing annoys people.

Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?

If the sound of happy children is grating on your ears, I don't think it's the children who need to be adjusted.

Stupid human voices always ruining everything.

Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)

They say you cannot make a noise to annoy yourself.

I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude.

I'm making a lot of noise as I walk.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

Ah, current music. What would that be? Ah, really, a lot of it sounds defective to me. It makes me restless.

I need noise and interruptions and irritation: irritation and discomfort are a great starter. The loneliness of doing it any other way would kill me.

I couldn't give a s***! He just can't take it. Good old Jose, moaning again.

I don’t like people who are late.

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again.

Don't put a lump of rock under my elbow again!

It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! “Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up!

NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.