Lake Bell Quotes

Cannot deal with cumin. We are not friends.

I don't believe I dislike any ingredient.

The only thing I won't eat is swede - I can't bear it.

I'm just waiting for people to start asking me to make the rain disappear.

Take my wife... Please!

The worst part of my life is newspapers are still alive - sorry, I had to say it.

One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.

I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

I'm very unpopular for my dislike of this food, but I've never liked avocado. Everyone gives me so much flack for it because they tell me how healthy it is for me, how delicious it is. I don't like it, but it's not for lack of trying. I tried to like it, and it's just not my thing.

I don't like peanut butter and jelly that much.

Beets just aren't my thing. I can't get into them.

I absolutely hate when people mention Rashad Evans.

I love spicy food, so I'm not sure why I have this aversion to wasabi, but I really detest it.

And please don't call me that." I didn't call you 'that', I called you George Washington.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

Forgive us our trespasses," says Margarethe, "and get out of our way.

My apartment's only about a block away." "Isn't that handy." "Fate," he countered as he took a seat on the sofa and made himself at home. "Fantasic, isn't it?" "One day very soon, I'm going to tell you what you can do with that fate of yours.

Then at the top of the hill, the road forks. Which just figures. "You gotta be kidding." I say. One part of the road goes left, the other goes right. (Well, it's a "Fork" ain't it?)

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

I am blackly bored when they are at large and at work; but somehow I am still more blackly bored when they are shut up in Holloway and we are deprived of them.

Goodwin scowled at her cup. "With all due respect, my lord, I hate it when you make sense.

Pray do not interrupt me," he wrote. "I am smiling.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself." Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my next walk across the classroom but on second thought.

I laughed derisively. "For goodness' sake, don't start gargling now. This is serious." "I was laughing." "Oh, were you? Well, I'm glad to see you taking it in this merry spirit." "Derisively," I explained.