Brandon Boyd Quotes

Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.

It’s just a mild disagreement, Papa. Remi has this whole need to breathe in and out, which annoys me. If he would just stop breathing, I’d be fine. (Aimee)

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

Goodwin scowled at her cup. "With all due respect, my lord, I hate it when you make sense.

I laughed derisively. "For goodness' sake, don't start gargling now. This is serious." "I was laughing." "Oh, were you? Well, I'm glad to see you taking it in this merry spirit." "Derisively," I explained.

Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

You should make her call you ‘Miss Georgina,’” added Hugh with a mocking southern drawl. “Or at least ‘ma’am.’” Niphon’s presence and Jerome’s lecture had put me in a grouchy mood. “I’m not doing any mentoring. She’s so gungho to take on the world’s male population, she doesn’t even need me.” The three men exchanged more smirks. Cody made some hissing and meowing sounds, scratching at the air. "This isn’t funny,” I said. "Sure it is,” said Cody.

She glared at him. "You're doing it again." "What?" "That thing that irritates me." "Smiling?" "Yes. That.

Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

You know what burns me? Matches.

It doesn't take much to make me angry.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

I really don't get angry.

Every day, I get into fights with my brother, who is the most annoying person on the planet.

The common thread of my comedy shows is conflict and, I guess, the frustration of people who either argue with you or just say stuff which is blatantly incorrect, and nobody calls them out on it.

Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.

Well I won't argue about the matter. You always want to argue about things. That is exactly what things were originally made for.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.

It's not easy when someone pulls your ponytail.

Pray do not interrupt me," he wrote. "I am smiling.

Why you don't wanna let him talk? You mad, you maaad, you maaaaad.