Richelle Mead Quotes

All men hate the nagging.

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was.

I also said, men are like curling irons, they never get out of your hair. And they are like government bonds, they take so long to mature.

I get really frustrated if people don't smile.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I love men and I like to get their attention.

The fact is that I find more most men are more open, more generous, and much more stimulating than the majority of females I know.

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

At the risk of sounding like that old guy in 'Gran Torino' telling those 'young punks' to 'get off my lawn,' it's gotten to the point that whenever I hear somebody talking about Twitter or twittering or tweeting, it just makes my little tummy want to hurl.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Half of these people are trying to insult me by staying away and half of them are trying to insult me by coming.

I had a day off, and I was walking down the street one day, and this Mercedes pulls up alongside me, and Alec Guinness leaned out and said, 'What are you doing, Kenny?' I said, 'I'm just walking around,' and he said, 'Do you want to come and see an oasis with my wife and I?' There was nothing arrogant or flash about him at all.

I don't know how many times I literally hear this. It's the worst pun in the world from some idiotic frat guy. It's like, 'You must be 'Jealous' of Nick!' Constantly! It's like, why? He's doing his thing. I'm doing mine! He's happy. I'm happy.

Boys on set drives me a little bit loopy.

My favorite thing is to just run into fans coincidentally.

Lolo Jones came up to me and said, 'Well done, Greg,' and I don't think I've ever spoken to her in my life.

It's the reaction I've gotten my whole life: that I learn something and try to tell people in conversation, but when I tell them, they are annoyed.

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.

There is nothing more aggravating than a man who won't talk back - unless it is a woman who won't.

Sir, you have but two topics, yourself and me. I am sick of both.

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.