Martin H. Fischer Quotes

I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out.

I've been operated on 13 times.

I have had heart surgery three times, so I know what it was like to have pins and needles stuck in you.

If I had to study and work hard, it would have to have the reward of a lot of cash.

My toes are all squished. During an operation, they had to take nerves out.

Better a tooth out than always aching.

Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.

Pain is an event. It happens to you, and you deal with it in whatever way you can.

If you only do it for money, that's only what you get.

The money isn't a lure. I've done very well out of this business.

I don't cancel because of temperament. I have had seven major surgeries in my life. I have had tumors. I have had two children with Caesareans; you don't just get up and sing the day after one of those.

I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.

I'm an introspective guy when there's money in it.

It all comes down to money. If the money is right, I'll fight anybody, any time. I'll hit my grandma in the face if the price is right.

When you have pain, you have pain, and it's always, like, 30 percent there. Of course, there were some games when I was struggling a lot, but there are different solutions to solve it - anti-inflammatory and this kind of thing - so the pain goes away a bit.

I've had, like, 10 surgeries in my life: four or so on my knee, my hip and my nose a couple of times.

I can't even remember playing a game without pain.

I had open heart surgery, exploratory surgery in my stomach, bilateral chest tubes... all this stuff.

I had six surgeries on my left toe and another six on the right toe.

I've been in pain for so long now I'm just used to it.

There is such a thing as anaesthesia of pain, engendered by pain too exquisite to be borne.

I’m feeling great. Well, pretty great, unless I’ve forgotten to take a couple of Tylenols in the past four or five hours, in which case I’ve begun to feel some jagged little pains shooting down my left forearm and into the base of the thumb.

I feel like when I arrive at the hospital I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back. And, I want to get hit in the face with a baseball bat...