Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes
I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.
Citations
Fitzsimmons, Greg. Life on Stage. Comedy Central Records, 2013.
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Gregory Sebastian Fitzsimmons is an American stand-up comedian, writer, producer and radio host. He hosted The Greg Fitzsimmons Show on Howard 101 until December 2018.